Saturday, October 20, 2012
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Thursday, September 06, 2012
Why I'm Divorced
Why I'm Divorced
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday..'
I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids..... they will remember.
My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
on the couch....
naked.
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Friday, August 31, 2012
Don't Tell My Mother i'm in Iran
The one country I want to visit before I die!
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
My Brother's Wedding (Party Time)
The Whitlock side of the family in a rare family photo. |
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Tuesday, July 03, 2012
Travis - Why Does It Always Rain On Me... I forgot I Liked This :))
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Friday, June 15, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
Russell Howard - Live At The Apollo - Now This Should Make Me Smile
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Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) - official video
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Sunday, April 22, 2012
Sunday, April 01, 2012
One Down....One to Go
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