Search Engine Results

It always interests me how people get to my site. Today I had a quick look at where people were coming from and found one which surprised me. My blog was listed in amongst several porn sites at: http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/pussy . I hope the person searching wasn't too disappointed. Maybe the picture below will make up for the lack of porn.

Cat Caught

I managed to catch one of my cats on my bed. Here's the photo as promised in an earlier post.

Naughty Pussy

Sausage Anyone?

If you were thinking about going out for a meal this week I would check whats on the menu first. The reason why? Check here

Those were the days of our life

Cath, from our skittle team died last Thrusday. I didn't know her well as I have only been playing for the team this season, but what I did know of her, she was a nice person. always happy with a good word for everyone. Never stopping. always having fun.

I have decided that this is what I must do. Not let an oppotunity pass me by, whatever it may be. From now on I am going to live everyday as if it were my last. I suggest you keep out of the way if you want a quite life.

Cat Nap

It's time to go back to college for my daughter tomorrow. She's been home for the Easter holidays, as was my other daughter, but she went back to Uni last Saturday. Her return had to be timed just right so as not to miss the F1 or the football. I think she arrived just in time for kick off. It will be nice to have the house to myself for at least a couple of hours each day, apart from the dogs and cats who will be here with me.

We've not had to get up early at all during the time my daughter has been off but tomorrow we will have to set alarms to wake us. She has my alarm in her room because I sleep through it. Once I'm asleep that's it, not even an earth quake could wake me.

When my daughter came back from Uni, she banned the cats from her room due to them moulting and also waking her early in the morning to play. Now they have decided that they will sleep in my room, on my bed. They are friendly cats and don't wake me up early, they may try but I haven't noticed, so that's not a problem. What is a problem is the fact that I am allergic to them. They make my eyes itch and swell and make me sneeze continuously. Why let them in? I hear you thinking. Well they are clever cats and can open my bedroom door, so I have tried to make sure they are out of the house at night now the weather has got a lot warmer. I'm not too sure what I'll do next winter, I can't see them out in the cold.

I'll add a picture here when I can catch them on my bed. As I said they are clever cats and as soon as they hear me coming up the stairs they jump off the bed and all I see is them coming out of my room.

It's Over

I was sent an email with a link to a video and thought I would have a look around the site it was hosted on and came across this one which I found quite amusing.....

glumbert.com - How To Tell When a Relationship is Over

Wonderful Tornadoes

I've always been fascinated by tornadoes, ever since watching the Wizard of Oz with Judy Garland when I was little. The power and strength they have to lift cars, lorries and even houses off the ground and carry them for several hundred yards has always mystified me. I'm lucky enough to live in a country where they are rare. This video shows some very violent tornadoes and, towards the end, the damage left behind.

Footballing Dilemma

Ummm. I have a bit of a dilemma today. It's the FA cup semi-finals and Watford are playing Man United. Now, as you will know, if you've read past blogs, Watford beat Plymouth Argyle in the last round so who do I support in today's game?

If Watford win and then go on to triumph in the final, at least I could say 'We got beat by the best team'. But as we were the better players on the day when we met with Watford it could be a very bitter blow if Watford do go on to pick the cup up. I think I'll have a vodka and see if I can decide then.

As I write Plymouth are 1-0 up against Luton, oh they just scored again, 2-0 now. It's too late for us to get into the play offs but Southampton have a good chance if they recapture the form they found against Wolves when they put 6 past Matt Murray and conceded none! Unfortunately they are 1-0 down to Birmingham as I write and 5 points off the top 6. Maybe the half time talk from manager George Burley will put a bit more spring into their step and the ball into the back of Birmingham's net.

Films. Dogville and 28 Weeks Later

I don't watch many films but tonight I was flicking through the channels and come across Dogville. It gripped me as it was such an unusual film and I found myself watching it until the end. It's the story of Grace who arrives in Dogville on the run from gangsters and it covers her life while she lives there. The people of Dogville at first welcome Grace but soon turn on her and live to regret it.

There is a film that I do want to go and see, that is 28 Weeks Later. I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema but this is one film that will get me there.

Preview 28 Weeks Later now

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Execution Of A Teenage Girl

If you have a spare hour take a look at this video. Warning: contains images not suitable for children.

Execution Of A Teenage Girl

Ian Holloway - Lets Make Him happy

20 minutes to kick off. Plymouth are playing Leicester this afternoon and I have everything crossed that they will do better than they have in the last few games.

Ian Holloway will be encouraging the players from the touch line as only he can do! The fans will be cheering from the stands and I will be shouting from my sitting room. 'Come On You Greens'

Hedgehog Interest

Why is he causing so much interest?

Not too sure what is going on.

Why is everyone so interested in Hedgehogs?

I like to check how my visitors find my blog and over the last few days most have been searching for Hedgehog on google image search.

If someone knows why then share it with me, I am curious to know why this little animal is causing so much interest.

Monitor - You've Got to be Joking!

It's surprising what you can find on the internet.

Last night at the pub I was chatting to a friend and part of our discussion was regarding information you can find out about someone on the net.

I had forgotten all about it until I received an email from him with links to all he had found out about me!

I decided to see what scandal I could uncover about him and I put his name into google. Five minutes into my search and nothing on my friend but I did come up with this.

I was wondering what had happen about this investigation and to be honest I was quite shocked when I saw that some of the people on there haven't been placed on the sex offenders register. What is the point of catching them if there is no way to monitor them after?

Not A Happy Chappy

The day after my post regarding my disapointment in Plymouth Argyle, Ian Holloway made his. I think he was feeling just as I was with the team's performance.

''Worst performance of my career'' Said Ollie

''It was an absolute disgrace'' He went on to say.

''Our players should pay their tickets and their travel'' He said of the supporters who had travelled a round trip of 600 miles.

Click HERE to read his full report.

Watford, Barnsley, Ipswich and now Burnley.

Depressed is not the word for how I am feeling at this precise moment. I had all faith in my team to pull off a couple of wins to move up the Championship league but obviously they weren't on the same wave length as me. Tonight they lost 4-0, making only one win in the last 8 games.

Things weren't going too bad up to the Watford game with 3 draws and one win in 4 games but since then its been down hill most of the way. In the last 4 games we have conceded 11 goals, 7 of which were in the last 2 games.

With just 6 games left until the end of the season something has got to change. We have to make the most of the last 18 points available to us and finish higher up the league than we did last year. It's time for Plymouth Argyle to prove themselves.

Alley Cats and Sex Kittens

Toxoplasma Gondii

I've found a new idea I need some backing for. I want to turn a parasite into a medication which can be easily digested by humans.

The parasite, or rather it's eggs, can turn a shy, frigid, ugly woman into a more outgoing, friendly, promiscuous one, which is considered more attractive.

Not such good news for men though. Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women. (Umm, Is that something new?)

In short, it can make men behave like alley cats and women behave like sex kittens

There are a few side effects which may come hand in hand with Toxoplasma Gondii, the parasite in question namely: disability or abortion of the unborn child, and can also kill people whose immune systems are weakened.

Apparently 40 per cent of the world's population is already infected. I think they are all surfing around on the internet dating sites.

If you want to invest and need more evidence that this could be the biggest money spinning project of the century then click here. Send all your donations to me and I'll give you the first samples to try out.