Sunday, April 01, 2007

Alley Cats and Sex Kittens

Toxoplasma Gondii

I've found a new idea I need some backing for. I want to turn a parasite into a medication which can be easily digested by humans.

The parasite, or rather it's eggs, can turn a shy, frigid, ugly woman into a more outgoing, friendly, promiscuous one, which is considered more attractive.
Not such good news for men though. Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women. (Umm, Is that something new?)

In short, it can make men behave like alley cats and women behave like sex kittens

There are a few side effects which may come hand in hand with Toxoplasma Gondii, the parasite in question namely: disability or abortion of the unborn child, and can also kill people whose immune systems are weakened.

Apparently 40 per cent of the world's population is already infected. I think they are all surfing around on the internet dating sites.
If you want to invest and need more evidence that this could be the biggest money spinning project of the century then click here. Send all your donations to me and I'll give you the first samples to try out.

1 comment:

TabulaRasa said...

Wow, interesting find. It's weird the stuff these researchers find out every once in a while.

Thanks once again for the comment, you haven't been gone too long though. I just had a day where I got a lot of ideas and put up 3 posts. I like your blog, I've been reading it and you're a good writer!! I'll check back in from time to time too see what you've put up and to keep you busy. Just promise to do the same for me.